“Club Elite 2,” Where V.I.P Means Very Intercoursed Pussies

There's no such thing as a halfway crook, and there's no such thing as half-fucked pussy in "Club Elite 2." That's one of the things we admire about L.T. and the gentlemen who assist him: they all know the importance of following through, especially when dealing with the most babetastic black belles in the known Porniverse.

We'd like to think of "Club Elite" as a cross between a super popping nightclub and an elite squad of special forces soldiers, but no matter how much we try to envision it, "Club Elite" always makes us think of the greatest fucking club sandwich ever stacked. Doesn't that sound nice though? Watch some porn, touch yourself or whatever, then treat yourself to a Dagwood style chicken, bacon, and avocado with some mayo on rye. You can tell we haven't had lunch yet.

Let's start with Megan Vaughn, a charming young Californian whom we learned about back in June. We've seen this woman ride down some fast and truly frightening hills on her skateboard before (with cotton mouth, too), but no ride compares to the one she takes on L.T.'s mighty cock because she has the beautiful Baby Cakes helping her with it. Not only do these ladies share that dick, but they share a few laughs, too, and we love pornstars who don't need to fuck with a straight face on. We're sure L.T. feels the same way. Imagine his consternation as he tries to choose which pussy to pound from behind first. Can you possibly pick between those two tuchuses?

We have to give some love to Leilani Leeane because her smile touches us every damn time we see it. Mark Anthony helps L.T. tag team this fine young woman, and although they don't simultaneously bang her, she does receive an endless onslaught of big dick in her backdoor, and though she may get exhausted, her partner never will. That is, unless she looks up at Mark or L.T. with those big beautiful eyes and they can't control themselves and they come down her throat instantly. We don't know if it happens, but that's what would happen to us.

Sydnee Capri, however, gets the double stuff from Wesley Pipes and Jason Brown, and it looks like the two men can barely handle her. Look at the veins popping out on Wesley's arm as he tries to dick her down in doggy style! If you don't want to bother looking at his arm, we respect that, because Sydnee's ass looks like a binary star: fearsome.

We don't know about you, but we're still thinking about that sandwich, and looking at these pictures has worked up a mighty hunger in our stomachs. You know "Club Elite 2" is a damn good film if merely thinking about it makes you feel like you've exercised (or maybe we're just out of shape).

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