Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

We can't leave all the fun to Daft Punk, or even Kanye West. No, Riley Steele should get in on this too. We're sure the lady has many notable and admirable strengths, but being able to jackrabbit the shit out of a dude's cock is pretty compelling in our book. She seems to almost decimate her luxuriating couch-fellow, who's helpless when faced with Riley's remarkable power of full on body vibrating. It's a force that almost frightens us -- but just almost. So fuck those fancy massage chairs from Brookstone... We'd rather lean ourselves up against a shakin' Riley Steele. All our tensions would melt away faster than an ice cream sandwich in the midday sun.

[Riley Steele from "The Smiths", Via Digital Playground. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]