Photoplay: “Entering Nautica Thorn”

You'd think that the lovely Nautica Thorn, who produced and directed this movie, would have had the wherewithal to wear something other than uncomfortable high-heeled shoes or would have had someone else take off her leopard-print bra for her. But it seems the Hawaii native has a streak of Yankee self-sacrifice running through her (in addition to Nick Manning).

See more snaps from "Entering Nautica Thorn" after the gap.

In an interlude with Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith, we can imagine that each morning Thorn stops by her baby grand, plucks a flower from the vase atop it, and sticks one in her hair. That's living off the porn grid!

Because it's her house and her movie, Thorn is not chastised by Kelly Wells for intruding on her private and wholesome strivings with a camera. (Note: Alec Knight is, in fact, alive under there.)

Kimberly Kane drops by, but where is her other hand?

Finally, the always vocal Nick Manning joins Jay Lasseter to render Thorn momentarily speechless.

The canny Thorn named this movie after her website, in much the same way we named our porn movie "Fleshbot Presents CNN.com." Smart!

· Nautica Thorn (enternautica.com)

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