The Perks Of Being A Pervy Chimney Sweep

Obviously, the best part about being a chimney sweep is that you have carte blanche to sing "Chim Chim Cher-ee" whenever you want, but the job has other benefits as well. You get to spend a lot of time gazing out over the city, soaking in the splendor of the sky, occasionally falling in love with the naked women watering their rooftop gardens.

And what's more, having a job that combines fresh air, zero supervision, and a semi-intoxicating amount of ash in your lungs gives a guy lots of time to daydream--fantasize, really--about the possibilities of love between a lonely wife and the man whose come to freshen her flue. There's a lot of good symbolism in that, you know? She's the sole keeper of the hearth, he makes sure it has room to breathe, this is a warmth they must work together to keep alive. So what if this guy plays with his client's panties a little? They're destined for each other.

· "Schwarzherz" (khm.de)