Wet Spots

· Nearly two months after we first posted about them, Mystery Booty's photos continue to pop up everywhere, including ... uh, websites for discount Canadian pharmaceuticals? Someone get us a prescription! (cndpharmacy.com - thanks Brent)

· Meanwhile, McDonald's gets jiggy with it! in a bizarre new sex-flavored banner ad. Then again, we have been talking about meat porn for a while now ... maybe someone in their marketing department was paying attention? (world champion, via Adrants)

· Monkeys may pay for porn in science experiments, but how long would it take one of them sitting at a typewriter to write a Fleshbot post? (Not very, we suspect.) And yes, we'd totally pay to see a video called "Jenna Loves Rhesus". (Boing Boing)

· Among our New Year's resolutions this year was promising to substitute the phrase "sartorial mishap" for ... well, what you'll see in this "banned" Budweiser ad, in case you've somehow managed to avoid seeing already this week. (budweiser.com - thanks Captain Cum)

· Does the announcement that Paige Davis was fired from "Trading Spaces" really have something to do with that sex tape we kept saying didn't exist? Say it ain't so! (And, um, can we have a copy?) (Reality Blurred - thanks Rico)

· We suppose this shot of Lindsay Lohan with a penis in her mouth is amusing enough if your standards for fake celebrity porn aren't very high. Maybe whoever made it should spend more time looking at the work of the masters? (prettyandfine.com - thanks S.)

· Sure, porn stars may look all sweet and cuddly ... but beware what happens when they attack! (Flash video @ mit.edu, via Screenhead)

· "Uh, baby, du machts mich wahnsinning!" If you know what that means, maybe you can tell us what the hell is going on in this German fotovovel ... because we have no idea. (konkursbuch.com, via Indie Nudes)

· Before you spend upwards of £400 to have this busty Glaswegian woman temporarily tattoo your company logo on her chest, consider the fact that she might not being bathing for two weeks under the terms of the agreement, thus affecting your brand value considerably. We recommend bidding with caution. (eBay UK, via sexblo.gs)

· Surely there's serious money to be made in the lucrative fetish market for people who get off on women breastfeeding their cats. So what's the laugh track all about? (.wmv video @ saaitmedia.com, via b3ta)

· Ever wonder what blow-up sex dolls look like on the inside? Well, someone did. (photoarts.com, via Überbitch Naomi)

· A Canadian court ruled that it's lawful to masturbate in your living room, even if your neighbors happen to be going out of their way to watch you. We'd say it's o.k. to do so especially if your neighbors happen to be going out of their way to watch you. (thestar.com, via Metafilter - thanks Cyrus)

· Some may look at these photos of Charlize Theron (?) and see nothing but an exposed nipple; we look at them and wonder why she keeps changing her bathing suit. But then, we're paid to notice details like that. (Goldenfiddle)

· We'd underscore the obvious reasons why playing a porn star would be the perfect role for Jessica Simpson, but The Superficial already beat us to it. Bastards. (iwon.com + The Superficial)

· AP reports: "Female interrogators tried to break Muslim detainees at the U.S. prison camp in Guantanamo Bay by sexual touching, wearing a miniskirt and thong underwear and in one case smearing a Saudi man's face with fake menstrual blood, according to an insider's written account." Hey, we know people who pay for that sort of thing! (Yahoo! News - thanks Howard)

· Expect Debbie Gibson's Playboy photos to hit the web any second now, followed by an epidemic of saucy blog posts referencing "I Think We're Alone Now". (Yes, we know that's Tiffany. But really—were you ever able to tell them apart? (Yahoo! News)

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