Elisabetta Canalis Takes Out Her Whip And Her Nips

Just when we think we have a chance with Elisabetta, our hopes are dashed. She and Clooney split a while ago, and we've been biding our time, and we were just about to send her a message (don't ask us how) when we saw her looking so foxy and fine in Max Magazine. We still want to date her, but she looks a little too comfy with that whip and we simply can't afford to have another BDSM-loving celebrity's wrath on our heads.

Can we get your opinion on something? Is the nip slip in that one picture intentional? And if so, does that detract from the quality of the picture? Authenticity is always a concern with voyeurism, and there's no way that we'd be getting a voyeuristic treat from a magazine. Is there? Maybe Elisabetta didn't know her nipple was out, but the editors did. Oh, what does it matter? There's more than enough flesh to feast upon in this spread. We're getting greedy.

· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)