This “Happy Bunny” Has Been Taking Some Steroids

The sex mavens at Babeland have given the classic bunny vibe a bit of a makeover -- she's all gussied up and ready to take you to town. Upon first beholding this thing, my thought was, "My, how you've grown!" But as we all know, size isn't everything. Does this big gal bunny hop where it counts?

So first are the establishing factoids. The Happy Bunny needs six hours to fully charge (though mine gave the game on signal after about four), and charges standing up, with a port in its rather large, undetachable base. It's got two buttons, one to control the shaft and one for that dear little bunny. One can scroll through low, medium, and high vibration speeds as well as two pattern modes. Bunny pal gets the three vibe speeds.

Now when I first picked up this bad girl, I found it to be pretty hefty all around. Its girth was thicker than the prior iterations we've tried, and it's longer as well. These qualities are all scrumptious for a (somewhat) size queen like myself, especially when made from a lusciously yielding, pliant material as this toy. It's got the perfect squish factor.

However, this bunny's bulk also extends to the weight realm, and I found it a good deal heavier than my other vibes. This became problematic after but a few minutes when I began suffering from dreaded "masturbation fatigue". Granted, I have weak, baby girl arms, but I haven't had this issue before unless it's a particularly spirited, extended adventure.

The base as well is pretty bulky, which added to the issue. Its buttons are easy to navigate, but I found myself wishing there were a separate speed/intensity button that could be manipulated instead of being thrown into the one mode-control hub. This way you could coordinate favorite intensities with favorite modes, etc. I'm a sucker for customization.

But on to what really matters -- does this bunny deliver the goods? Well, yes and no. For me, as I mentioned, the size is divine, but the bunny ears themselves overshot the mark. It's possible I have some sort of uncommonly shaped vagina, but I really had to wrestle with the little critter to get optimum clitoral contact. And no one wants to manhandle a baby bunny; it's just not nice. I also found that the main shaft didn't quite have the g-spot seeking curvature of other models.

After some finagling and overcoming arm fatigue, I did manage to get off. However, overall I left the Happy Bunny experience feeling pretty content but not overly elated. I think it would perhaps work more ideally if wielded by a partner (you lucky dog!) or in concert with other toys. For me, though, I'm going to leave this guy out to pasture.

For my money, I'd pick up the simple li'l Butterfly Kiss vibrator that I love so much. And it's much more economically friendly, to boot! Looks like butterflies trump bunnies in this battle... But we're getting off either way, so technically we all win.

· Buy the Happy Bunny (babeland.com)
· Buy the Butterfly Kiss Vibrator (babeland.com)