Vanessa Paradis And Rosy Dilettuso’s Topless Beach Battle

One of them is a foxy Italian actress who likes to take her boobs out in dog parks, the other is the ex-Mrs. Johnny Depp who's been in movies about being topless and adorable on the beach. They both want your attention (as well as some vitamin D), but only one of them deserves it more. Who will it be?

You know, besides the fact that they're both showing their boobs on the beach, these photos have little in common. Rosy struts around, seems to know her photographer is nearby, adjusts her impossibly tiny bikini bottoms, and so on; Vanessa just lies there, moves her legs around, and smokes what must be a cigarette but looks like a lazily-rolled blunt. They're in totally different leagues, these two.

The competition is off. Everybody wins. You obviously knew we weren't going to choose a victor.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)