Good Fences Make “The Neighbors” Work Harder To See You Naked

You might think it's nice to have attractive neighbors, but it can be a real burden, too. Imagine it: you're washing dishes, and as you look out the window, you see the newlyweds next door getting it on in the kitchen. Maybe you only see them for a moment, but the image is burned in your brain forever, and it won't leave until you see it again, up close, in your bedroom.

Jessie Andrews and Dale DaBone have this same issue, except Dale has a previous relationship with the new sexy neighbors and his wife doesn't know about it! Oh, what a tangled web of lies and genitals awaits these four young beauties.

Jessie and Dale are good at cohabitating: they each take care of chores, they give each other space, and they go to bed at night snuggling and occasionally screwing. We normally comment on how such-and-such sexual activity causes the lady pornstar to flush all pink and pretty, but Dale is the only one to do so here, and he goes red faster than a blushing Bolshevik. Ok, maybe he got a bit sunburnt before it was time to film, whatever. We prefer to believe that the act of interlacing his fingers with Jessie's as he pounds her pussy from behind caused his body temperature to skyrocket. This is how we feel when looking at Ms. Andrews, and so shall he feel when touching her.

Now, we don't know for sure that Dale has a connection to Lily Carter and Richie Deville, but we assume so based on the back of the box; it reads, "Jessie welcomes the new neighbors, but what she doesn't know is that [Lily and Richie] aren't exactly strangers." So maybe they're spies sent by the government? We're guessing that Dale and Lily used to have a thing, and we're also guessing that they have a thing again when Lily wraps her thighs around Dale's head and makes him lick his way out.

We feel that there's a lot of tension around the scene in which Dale's new girl fucks Lily's new man, but at the moment, we're mostly curious about how Lily and Richie get down. They get completely naked, sit on the bed, and touch each other at arm's distance, and soon they get to all the sucking and spooning that they love; that all makes sense. But what exactly is going on in this picture? Is Richie's dick so good that it's making Lily nod off? It's goofy, but damn it's also really hot.

And Dale definitely has something to worry about if his rival has a narcotic cock. Will Jessie fall for Richie and leave Dale? Will the four of them combine houses and prove that polyamory is the way of the future? Only "The Neighbors" has the answers.

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