Proof That Kate Middleton’s Cousin Is A Hot Burlesque Dancer

Just in case you didn't believe us when we said that Kate and Pippa Middleton's second cousin twice removed is a burlesque dancer, here are pictures of that woman, Katrina Darling, strutting her barely-clothed stuff for the Queen's Jubilee. If you're wondering what song she danced to, it was "God Save the Queen," naturally.

So, we know that supreme beauty runs in the family, but does this mean that burlesque runs in the blood as well? Let us all collectively imagine a scenario in which Katrina, Kate, and Pippa do a burlesque show together--with or without those royal pasties coming into play--and the power of our minds shall make it a reality. We could also try writing a petition to get them into some burlesque, but we don't think that's how petitions work.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)