A Rolling Stone(‘s Ex-Girlfriend) Gathers No Clothes

We knew the day would come when Katia Ivanova--the former "Big Brother" contestant and 23 year-old ex-girlfriend of guitarist Ronnie Wood--would have her pictures up in ZOO Magazine, but now that the day is here, we don't know what to do with ourselves. We guess we'll sit here and ogle her blondeness, her boobs, and maybe Ronnie's age will enter our thoughts as well.

We're not the type to judge about May-December relationships, even the ones that end. We're the types who sit around on Friday afternoon, wishing that we could be Ronnie Wood for a couple hours, so that we might tiptoe through the memories of our time with Katia and appreciate her bright attitude and inviting nudity first-hand.