Coming Soon To Theaters: Forest Whitaker In A Brothel

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When we heard that a movie called "Freelancers" is hitting theaters soon, we thought it was going to be about the struggles of self-employed writers (like us). Seeing 50 Cent and Forest Whitaker hang out in a brothel makes us think that they're not playing writers at all. None of us can afford to mingle with babes like that.

As it turns out, "Freelancers" is about the son of a slain police officer (50 Cent) joining the force, getting mixed up with a group of rogue cops, and proving his loyalty to a mob boss played by Robert De Niro. It sounds (and the poster looks) like a cheesy action film, but we bet it's going to be gritty and sexy, too.

· "Freelancers" (imdb.com)