When Dicks Start To Smell Odd, “Girlfriends Get Even 2”

"Why you coming home at five in the morn'? Something's going on. Can I smell your dick? Don't play me like a fool, because that ain't cool. So, what you need to do is let me smell your dick." Those are some true words right there, from Riskay's mouth to the ears of millions of scorned lovers. Today, in "Girlfriends Get Even 2," we'll find out how five pornstars handle positive results from a dick-smelling test.

Spoiler alert: nobody sheds any tears, nobody goes to couples' counseling, and nobody ends up on "Dr. Phil." Does somebody whip out a Glock? You'll just have to wait and see.

Vanessa Cruz figures out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with some chick, and so she marches over to said chick's house to confront her (possibly with her Glock). The girl isn't there, but the girl's boyfriend, Mr. Pete, is. Rather than bug him for advice on how to find the lady, directions to hunt her down, and a list of her fears, Vanessa channels her fury into a fantastic fuck session with Pete right on that cheating so-and-so's couch. She rides Mr. Pete's pecker so hard that her juices drip down his thighs and pool on the cushion beneath, and when the time is right, Pete unloads his essence all over her chin, tits, and big nipples. Body fluids go everywhere, vengeance is obtained, and we hope that post-coital munchies lead Vanessa and Mr. Pete to make sandwiches together and bond as they nosh.

Some guys don't even have the decency to be quiet about their cheating ways, and their cavalier attitudes earn them the harshest punishments. Lexi Bloom's boyfriend is one such punk; he and his best friend are talking about going out and getting laid within earshot of Lexi, and so she figures out a way to derail their plans and show her boy who the top dog in the relationship is. All she has to do is tell the best friend, Erik Everhard, that he doesn't have to go out to get laid because he can lay her right on the couch. He takes the bait, he bites her tushie, he shoves his tree trunk-sized cock in her tight pussy from behind and makes her squeal with ecstasy. Props to Lexi Bloom for keeping her knee-high socks and Converse sneakers on during this scene--we find that stuff incredibly flattering on her.

Every girl in this movie is skilled at waging romantic warfare, but Nikki Daniels takes it to another level. She's operating with a scorched earth policy. Dig this: when she figures out her boyfriend is sleeping with his boss's wife, she goes straight to the boss, Michael Stefano, and works out a plan. Not only does she air the dirty laundry over a nice dinner, but she also drags Michael upstairs to suck his dick and ride reverse cowgirl--all the while digging her heels into their bedspread and shouting so loud that the whole house can hear. Does Michael fire Nikki's boyfriend? It's hard to say. Is it worse to be fired, or to be forced to work under a man who can--and should--crush you?

As we've learned from countless action movies, revenge doesn't solve anything, it only continues the cycle of pain and anger, escalating conflicts until they spin out of control and lives get lost. "Girlfriends Get Even 2" has taught us that you shouldn't seek vengeance, unless you're doing it with sex, in which case you should film it and send it to Reality Junkies.

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