The Manic Pixie Dream Fuck

We're probably all familiar with the trope -- a hapless, down-on-his-luck kind of guy meets the girl he's always dreamed of, one who chases all his problems away and opens his eyes to worlds of ceaseless wonder and adventure. Oh, and they probably fuck.

So maybe that's not exactly what's going on in this scenario. But because the fellow engaged in the boning here bears a slight resemblance to our geek-portraying sweetheart Martin Starr (and doesn't even take off his glasses!) we're going to go with the story. So Roman, in a coffee shop, in the midst of penning a hard sci-fi theatrical masterpiece, looks up to see a babe with the body of Venus unsheathed look him in the eye. He initially brushes her off and continues working, but feels the pull, the magnetism of a manic pixie dream girl with such force that even he can't refrain. She gets him to start smoking clove cigarettes, cut his hair in a symbolic shedding of the past, and start riding a moped as a means of healthy release. Then she takes him home and bones him real good. What a happy ending! (Oh god, did we just write shoddy Roman DeBeers fanfiction?)

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