Pixie Geldof Has The Coolest Topless Beach Photos Ever

When we see celebrities baring their boobs on the beach, they're normally goofing around and not worrying about how they look--we see unhealthy posture, eyes reddened by sea salt, and maybe some panicked grabs toward the bikini top that was stolen by a wave. But then there's Pixie Geldof who looks absolutely flawless with her reclining bod, slicked-back hair, fatty sunglasses, and gold-tipped pink cigarette.

(We think that's a Nat Sherman Fantasia.)

We're not saying that Pixie Geldof is more attractive or deserving of praise than the other celebs who have been celebrating the warm weather in a skinful fashion; we're just saying she looks like Bond-girl material in that one photo. For real, Little Pixie Geldof, you're looking so fly on that beach in Ibiza with your sand-caked butt, nipple ring, and glorious golden locks, that we fully expect you to shoot a poison dart out of your cigarette.