Lay Down Your Weary Tune, Molly Bennett

We do not hold it against the lovely Molly Bennett that she apparently can't play a goddamned note on that piano.

In New Sensations' "Innocence of Youth 2," Bennett is sullenly fingersyncing the type of song we usually hear in movies where toddlers start murdering people when Mark Ashley begins fondling her breasts, as if to say both "For the love of God Stop It" as well as "I've been wanting to fondle your breasts for quite some time."

While we are happy to watch her shed her uncomfortable-looking crinoline frock, what's funny is that she keeps playing the piano for a minute while Ashley rubs her this way and that, as if the piano is an 88-key, 500-lb. texting device that she can't help lazily thumbing at.

Apropos of "The Innocence of Youth," Ashley puts a foot up on the keyboard as if he's Jerry Lee Lewis.

But then Ms. Bennett is subjected to an almost Evil Angel-esque slow face fucking on the spare drawing room rug. We didn't think she was all that innocent before, frankly (what with that eye shadow), but she definitely lost all claim to it this afternoon.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "Innocence of Youth 2" (tlavideo.com)