Don’t Fantasize About “Femme Fatales” When Fucking Someone Else

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Or do! We suppose we can't tell you what to think about while you're having sex, primarily because it's not our business, also because you sometimes can't help where your mind goes. Anyway, we can tell that this man is headed in a bad direction, because he's having sex with a mafia princess-turned-queenpin while fantasizing about his ex-girlfriend, the detective who asked him to dig up info on the mafia. This can't end well for him.

Really though, if he must fantasize about someone else while he's having sex with the mob boss, can't he think about anybody who's not a cop? That's the most quiet way to beg the fates to do you in. Imagine if you were in his situation, and the last thing that you thought of before dying at the hands of the mob (no spoilers here, we're not saying what happens in the show) was, "Aw man, I should've orgasmed at the sight of someone else's lingerie-covered butt." No good, friends.

· "Femme Fatales" (cinemax.com)