“Nylons 9” Ejaculates On The Past

Since moving to Porn Valley (for the soothing waters) I have yet to see a 19-year-old wearing nylons except to have them ejaculated upon. But you've got to ejaculate on something.

Here are the delights awaiting you if you but read the boxcover of Third Degree's "Nylons 9":

Tight, wet holes
Cum soaked stockings
Cock crazy ho's
Suckin' and fuckin'
Nasty nylon sluts
Foot jerk
Cum craving cuties

The description seems all over the place for a fetish noted for its restraint. After all, the appeal of nylons is their obfuscation and asset management qualities, and even their elegance. How are we to reconcile this with "Suckin' and fuckin'"? At least add some Gs. Jeez.

Anyway, we watch the lovely and game Kendall Karson (blue lingerie with black fringe=winner), Pressley Carter, Nikki Delano, Alexis Monroe, and Alison Star strain against their stretchy confines in their dainty unmentionables, only to have those frilly things jizzed on. It almost seems pointless. Had those same women just shown up buck naked, I bet everyone would have had an easier time of it.

Then again, the only fetish I understand is porn about female coxswains in regattas. Who's going to Kickstarter that project?

So even though it is as rare to see nylons in non-porn form as it is to see the Flintstones in non-vitamin form, we applaud the effort from a historical preservation standpoint.

· Third Degree Films (thirddegreefilms.com)
· Buy "Nylons 9" (tlavideo.com)