Cruel, Cruel Artists Try To Thwart Your Love Of Porn

We are distraught and disturbed by this mysterious device that is masquerading as an "art project" but may actually be a devilish instrument of torture. Dubbed S.O.C.D., for "Sexual Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", it's a DVD player and TV hooked up to a rubbery, dildo-like sensor that measures the sexual arousal of the viewer. Here's the catch: The more aroused you become, the more distorted the picture becomes. So if you want to keep watching your porn, you have to force yourself to not get turned on. What kind of twisted mind would devise such an evil contraption? Porn should be enjoyed the way Zeus and Eros and all those other freaky gods intended! It sounds like the kind of thing that belongs in Guantanamo Bay, not an art museum. Don't worry, the Geneva Convention is definitely going to hear about this!

· "Do you want to replace the existing normal?" (we-make-money-not-art.com, via slashdong.org)