Hardbodied Babes Return To Rough You Up

November 28, 2007
DASHIELL

We were quite shocked and awed the other day when our TV told us that 1990s campfest American Gladiators was not only returning to television, but had earned a spot on NBC's primetime schedule. (Take that striking writers!) It took us back to the days of watching gals like Blaze and Zap pummel unsuspecting frat boys in flashy red, white and blue unitards. (Actually, those might have been the dudes names.)

Anyway, it's good news for folks who like pretend violence and, more importantly, hardbodied babes with rippling muscles and zero body fat. Fitness bloggers have got the scoop on who the sexy new ass kickers will be (Jaime Reed, pictured up top, is just one of them), but some other bloggers (ahem) are interested in something a little less ready for primetime. If you're in the later camp, you can dive into this huge—and we do mean huge—gallery of naked and occasionally horny bodybuilders and imagine what it would be like to be a fly on the locker room wall after a sweaty run through the Eliminator.