Netflix Picks: Carnal Cartoons!

June 20, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

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Human boobs are great, but sometimes we want to see boobs used as weapons, or used to provoke demons, or used to give boys the hives. That's when we go to Netflix, click through the animation section, and examine every last possible show that's says TV-MA, NC-17, or UR.

1. Girls Bravo: Yukinari is a little shrimpy boy who's been teased by girls so much that he now breaks out in hives whenever he comes in contact with them. That all changes when his neighbor shoves him into a bathtub and transports him to a magical world where women severely outnumber men and all the babes wanna kick it with Yukinari. Naturally, one of them follows him back to Earth: her name is Miharu, she's a tad ditzy, but she has a heart of gold and no qualms about getting naked on the regular.

2. Queen's Blade: The Exiled Virgin: There is a tournament held every four years to determine the Queen, and beautiful warriors from all over come to fight. We thought we had seen the most intense chest-related combat when we saw the end of the first episode--a woman shoots acid out of her tits until another woman presses her armored breasts to those tits and causes them to violently explode--but oil wrestling makes an appearance in episode three!

3. Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne: Rin Asogi runs a private investigation agency in Tokyo, mostly performing odd jobs for people around the city. Despite attempts at a normal life, she's haunted by a dark past and the inability to die. One Netflix reviewer explains it better than we can (spoiler alerts ahead):

Just to put it in perspective, there are two races, immortal women and angelic men... the angelic men are cannibals who want to eat the women alive while engaging in sex, and the women are hormonally predisposed to allow it.

One of the big baddies uses the immortality of his lady victims as part of a BDSM ritual. On the bright side, there is some consensual lesbian sex!

4. Sekirei: Minato is a total wimp, terrible with women, unemployed, and just failed his college entry exam. Then a beautiful woman falls out of the sky and everything gets better. It turns out that she's a Sekirei, a warrior who increases her powers by bonding with a special person called an Ashikabi--Minato is an Ashikabi, and other hot Sekirei want to bond with him. Ladies competing for the same clumsy doofus? You better believe their tits come out! (Also, there's a lot of people calling each other "pervert.")

5. Fritz the Cat: This has a different vibe to it than the other stuff, but how can we resist suggesting "Fritz the Cat," the first X-rated cartoon ever released in the United States? Fritz, a young feline NYU student, embraces every last thing that comes his way in 1960s New York: drugs, girls, terrorist bombings, etc. Robert Crumb created the characters and ended up getting pissed about the political messages within the story, but we're sure the father of underground comics will forgive you for watching this movie in order to see animated animals do freaky things.