“Pretty.Dirty”: Don’t Let Punctuation Get In The Way Of Pussy

What is New Sensations going for with this title? We know we should be focusing on Jenna J. Ross getting shagged into the carpet by Mr. Pete, but we can't enjoy this high quality porn until we figure out why a period was chosen over a slash. Or a hyphen. Or even nothing! Could this be Eddie Powell's subtle homage to "After.Life"?

If you squint really hard, Jenna might look a bit like Christina Ricci! However, squinting really hard will make you miss out on Jenna's subtle beauty and the whole glut of hardcore banging that this movie contains. It's your choice: chase a Christina Ricci-based idea for two hours or sit back and enjoy yet another example of New Sensations's new aesthetic.

Jenna has a body that must've been sculpted by Bernini: her skin catches all light in the room, her nipples are perfect little pink cones, and the way her flesh yields under Pete's touch tells you everything you could ever want to know about the softness of her curves. Mr. Pete knows he's playing with a work of art, but he wouldn't dare be delicate with her; he prefers to hold her hips on the ground, arch her ass in the air, and pound her pussy. Jenna repays the favor with cowgirl, but precise cowgirl: the kind that includes enough hip twisting to turn Pete's cock into a corkscrew.

That's enough about Jenna for now, let's talk about Ashley Stone and her special quality time with Bruce Venture. When she blushes, her cheeks match the pink of the shower curtain; if Bruce is anything like us, that detail probably got him rock hard in no time. But hey, we're not here to divine the reasons that male pornstars get erections; we're here to appreciate the way these two get all kinds of freaky within eight square feet of space. Right now, the only thing we want is a picture of the marks that the sink tiles left on Ashley's ass cheeks.

Speaking of cheeks, let's talk about the ones of Mandy Armani's face. There's a light, barely visible spray of acne there, and we think it's just darling. New Sensations definitely enjoys wading in the waters of barely legality, and nothing says "Youth!" quite like a minor skin blemish on an eager young woman. We might even pretend this was an intentional choice on the part of Eddie Powell and Mandy herself. Brilliant detail, you two! The whole scene is full of little gems: the sweat shared between Mark Ashley's thighs and Mandy's pussy, the unique blush that only hits Mandy's ass and thighs, the way Mandy's hand naturally creeps around to grab Mark's balls as she rides him.

If you have trouble seeing where the pretty ends at the dirty begins, you're on the right track; after watching this movie, you'll know that those two qualities can be present in the same girl in the same moment. We might not be able to change the punctuation in "Pretty.Dirty," but we do ask that you emphasize the cohesion between these two terms by pronouncing the title "purty durty."

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