“You Get Me Off”: Rocco Goes Hands-Free

Think of all the porn you've watched. Now go throw up. Now, think of all the porn you've watched in which the pop shot is ultimately delivered with the assistance of the man's own hand. Rocco Siffredi's "You Get Me Off" is a tribute to the women who earn their money the hard way.

Porn legend Siffredi brings a slew of smiling Iron Curtain hotties to his lair and lets them surprise him.

As you know, the standard porn format is for the partners to go through four or five positions (blowjob, missionary, spoon, missionary anal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, what have you), then, when the man signals he's about ready to ejaculate, the couple breaks apart and the woman aligns her face, hair, tits, stomach, ass, or hair according to plan and he masturbates to completion onto the predestined body part, just the way Henry Ford ordained.

Siffredi being Siffredi—he owns his own production company and is one of the few male porn stars in the world who can sell movies based on his name—our protagonist is not bound to those conventions.

Instead, "You Get Me Off" only has Siffredi's affection for his costars in common, and that may be why he throws International Porn Standards to the wind and lets them jack him off.

"I can tell from your hands that you love sex," he says to 18-year-old Brigi, who may not have thought of it that way before.

Like fellow Europeans Steve Holmes, Nacho Vidal, and Manuel Ferrara, Siffredi drinks in his costars, admires them, and unabashedly lets them drive him crazy. He even allows himself to prematurely ejaculate a couple of times, which I think is a great service to show on film.

All his costars are fun-loving and ready to go—students, models, shop assistants, hookers, nurses—but my favorite is 22-year-old Abbie Cat, a pixieish Hungarian who declares she wants Rocco's sperm "in my mouth, my tits, my face, everyvere."

Siffredi is a pro, but occasionally his handheld camera jitters under the stress of his own affection. Those of us watching at home are happy he's having a good time, but would also appreciate a steadier shot.

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