The Universe Is Made From Loops And Strings Of “Jerkoff Material 8”

Jules Jordan is giving you a look at the basic building blocks of everything in creation! And no, we're not talking about all the jizz that flies around; although, yes, there is a lot of it and it's pretty important.

"Jerkoff Material" might not be the most glamorous name ever bestowed on a piece of pornography, but you have to respect it for its honesty. It's not everyday that you can take a movie's title at face value! And speaking of face value...

Look at the adorable face on Liv Aguilera! She's participating in her first blowbang, and we're proud of her for approaching it with a smile and an eager tongue. It also looks like she gets into a little spitroasting and some POV action; we love a gal who goes above and beyond what's expected of her performance. We also love that one of the blowbangers seems to have painted toenails. It's like everybody showed up on set with a good attitude and an open mind!

When Monica Rise arrives on the scene, her first order of business is to take dick from Sean Michaels. This is a girl who has her priorities straight. Monica doesn't waste time with formalities, she just removes her panties from her round rump, bends over on the couch, and has Sean (who never removes his sunglasses) hit that pussy from behind. Only when she's had her fill of Mr. Michaels's dick does she move on to dessert: a creamy blowbang with D. Snoop, Johnny Fender, and Mark Zane. We're impressed that Monica has her first interracial scene and her first blowbang in the same go.

It seems like everybody is passing milestones in this movie! Tessa Lane is entertaining two gentlemen for her first time ever, and we think she's got a damn fine future of threesomes ahead of her. Mark Zane and D. Snoop spitroast her every which way (well, just the two ways really) until they each bust in her sweet, inviting mouth.

Anyway you look at it, "Jerkoff Material 8" represents great leaps in human progress. Yeah, most of the progress is pornographic, but who really cares about science and junk?

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