How Come Our Fly Girls Don’t Form Naked Dog Piles?

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You see, there was this sketch comedy show in Brazil called "Pânico na TV" that had a team of super cute dancers called the Panicats. If you were watching good TV in the early '90s, you probably remember "In Living Color" and their team of Fly Girls (including Rosie Perez and Jennifer Lopez); these shows are parallel so far. Unfortunately, our Fly Girls never stripped down to strike sexy poses around a ranch, so that's where the comparison ends.

Sure, this video is a little cheesy (we think the music at the end is about as arousing as the "Sonic the Hedgehog" soundtrack), but we're still jealous of Brazil's ability to let their celebrities--and minor celebrities who are nonetheless scorching hot--get naked whenever they please. Oh, Brazil. You always win!