Even The Mop Bucket Looks Happy Next To Courtney Cummz

You may say, "Grams, we're too highbrow and genteel to appreciate someone named Courtney Cummz, for God's sake, soaping herself up with a mop bucket." No you're fucking not.

Courtney Cummz is such a crowd-pleasing sexy sweetheart that her name—a throwback to 80's strippers in faraway towns—hearkens to the Peeler with a Heart of Gold archetype that I'm noe-too-eager to jettison, all evidence to the contrary.

In the movie "Rack Jobs," Cummz soaps herself up, naked but for high heels, with a mop bucket, all her strippery muscles supporting a frame that's Ready to Work: if only porn studios could afford the rights to Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again," that song would be the soundtrack to every Courtney Cummz appearance.

Then she fucks a dude in what appears to be a mattress store.

Cummz is also a feature dancer and doesn't get the credit she deserves for being such a pro at what she does. Maybe if she had chosen a name like Courtney Poppins she'd get more props.

This scene from "Rack Jobs" appears in the Zero Tolerance compilation "Popping Off," which is a great suggestion, but about as descriptive as "A Collection of Scenes Involving Women Fucking."

· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy "Popping Off" (tlavideo.com)