As The Fading Light Kisses Shay Laren’s Pubes

Where is the next great soap opera? We're dying for something emotional to get involved in. Let's bring back "As the World Turns," replace every character with Shay Laren, and have the major drama revolve around the fact that Nate "Igor" Smith only has so much daylight with which to photograph Shay's smoking hot body.

Igor is already building the suspense for us. The last time we saw Shay, he hinted at the lack of time they had to shoot, but promised there'd be full frontal nudity in the second part of Shay's photos. Now we're staring at Shay's bush, and that's great, but Igor says he had to change his shutter speed to get the shots and some backgrounds end up blurry! Will we ever see Shay as crisply as Igor sees her? Does Shay have an evil twin? Tune in next week!

· See more pics of Shay at Driven by Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)