It Only Takes Two Pumps To “Fill Her Up”

Gas prices are subject to all sorts of radical changes based on taxes, OPEC, rumors, and other junk we don't understand; it can be a nightmare trying to get a single gallon in your tank! Thank God that Teena Lipoldina has such great milage. You only have to give her a couple of cocks and she'll ride for days.

It'd be nice if we could finally get some cars that would run on dicks, too, but no one seems to want to research the technology! We figured we ought to do it ourselves, so here we go. Let's investigate this double penetration thing.

Colette seems to have a pretty good handle of this stuff, and we bet a large part of that has to do with her dedication to lubrication. She has Leslie Taylor lick her ass (his goatee must tickle considerably) while she slobs upon Nick Lang's knob, and thus, she has no trouble getting their keys in her ignition. It's not enough to jam them in there and let them be; Colette wants hard thrusting, she wants them to switch, and she occasionally wants one in her mouth so she can taste her own sweet pussy mixed with the pre-combustion on the tip of Nick's cock.

Lou Charmelle gets a little demanding with her boytoys, but we totally understand that. This French hottie has been in the game for long enough that she deserves some high-octane cock in her tank. While she sits on Choky Ice's legendary dong, she lifts her legs high into the air and has Titus Steel kiss her feet as he pounds her pussy. Yes, in order for Lou to feel full, she must fill others. It's not exactly energy efficient, but it's mighty egalitarian of her!

We heard the Navy was exploring double penetration technology as a means of powering large ships, but so far, they've only studied how Lioness has sex by the pool. It's not the most sensible study, but we can underestand how watching her open her wet pussy on dry dock would pique the military's interest, especially when you watch her get spitroasted! When Lioness is on all fours with one cock in her ass and the other in her mouth, her back has a subtle yet beautiful curve to it that just screams fluid dynamics!

It may be decades before we can finally utilize this information, and that's terribly frustrating, but at least we have "Fill Her Up" around to give us hopes of a future that runs on threesomes. We can see the promised land, and it looks like a well-lubricated ass!

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