Know The Carnal Classics: “Debbie Does Dallas”

What, you think because you watched the last big movie that Elegant Angel put you, that means you're well-versed in pornography? You need to sit down with some old school smut first. Try watching Bambi Woods get her freak on in the legendary "Debbie Does Dallas." This movie is like "The Iliad" for perverts.

And the great thing about watching classic porn like this is that if you ever get caught, you can simply say, "I know how this looks, but I'm not watching porn. I'm learning about film history." You can also pull the ever popular "I"m an anthropologist studying human sexual behavior." Also acceptable: "I'm thinking of going to Dallas and wanted to see what it was like."

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