Tonight’s Booty Gala Is “Anal Invitation” Only

It's going to be a lovely event. Local organic restaurants will be catering, we have a jazz band playing from 9 until question mark, and all of the proceeds will be going to People Without Butts (it's like Doctors Without Borders, but for butts). We're sorry if you didn't get an invitation, but it's only because your rump was not deemed bodacious enough to sit amongst the rumps of Lisa Ann, Chanel Preston, Angel Vain, and others. No hard feelings?

To make it up to you, here a bunch of pictures from the last Booty Gala that Jules Jordan held. It's tons of sexy, and yes, you will experience hard feelings (or wet feelings, depending on your equipment).

Chanel Preston--who is looking leggy and gorgeous as always--gets a knock at her back door and it turns out to be Manuel Ferrara! It's not necessarily surprising since this guy is all about fitting his cock in tight spaces, but Chanel nonetheless puts a big gasp on her face. We think it's more due to the way Manuel is casually chomping on her shoulder while spooning. Cannibalism aside, Manuel is a focused man, and he devotes all of his energy to Chanel's ass, working more and more of his insanely thick dick inside her until he hits the limit, withdraws, and creates an impressive gape. Solid work from these two; solid work and strange bite marks.

Tory Lane knows that the theme of this show is "The Ass," but she doesn't much care for rules. She has Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes in tow, and she intends to fit both of them in both of her holes. Our pornstar friends tell us that Steve Holmes makes an excellent anchor when you're doing a double penetration scene, and Tory clearly agrees; Holmes always has his ass on the couch while Mr. Pete gets to pound away at whatever Tory presents. Yes, Tory is quite generous with her body, and when she rides Steve, she really puts her back into it, but someone needs to give this guy a little standing time, you know? We want him to feel valued. That's why we've decided that March 9th will forever be National Double Penetration Anchor's Day!

Let's talk about Lisa Ann for a moment. We love her. We especially love the picture of her in which she's half-naked and somewhat smugly holding her boobs. That's the cool thing about Lisa Ann: she knows she's the shit, and she'll prove it all over your face. Fortunately, she doesn't have to prove it with Manuel Ferrara (he fucks so many people in this movie; he fucks so many people in every movie) because they are more than familiar with each other's anatomy. Lisa can have a nice leisurely sit on his dick, and she can fully appreciate every moment of complete ass fullness that comes her way.

We Fleshbot folk are usually all about open doors, free exchanges, and welcoming whoever wants to come in, but sometimes it pays to be exclusive! Case in point: "Anal Invitation" features some top shelf talent, and the riff raff will just have to buy the DVD. Oh, and Happy National Double Penetration Anchor's Day!

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
· Buy "Anal Invitation" (store.fleshbot.com)

Lisa Ann, Tory Lane, Chanel Preston, Courtney Cummz, Angel Vain