“Demons Never Die” But They Do Flash Double D Cups

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When you work with smut on a daily basis, you learn a few handy things about the forces of unspeakable evil that dwell just beneath the surface of normal life. That's why we can totally tell what's going on in this British teen slasher: people are taking their own lives, a lovelorn killer is stalking the youth, and as soon as Jennie Jacques takes her bra off, winged hell bats will erupt from between her tits.

By now you've probably guessed that we have no idea what's going on in this British teen slasher. If you read reviews of "Demons Never Die," you'll find that it doesn't matter how much we do or don't know about this film because it's fueled by cliche. That being said, we do possess great knowledge of demonic energies, and Jennie Jacques is the high priestess of a powerful coven, and our disdain for this movie is really just to throw you off her busty-yet-evil scent. (Have you ever smelled busty evil? Smells like Pop Tarts.)

· Via "Demons Never Die" (imdb.com)
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