Pass The Wifey On The Left Hand Side: “Swingers Orgies 2”

Valentine's Day is coming up quick, do you know what you're going to do? Allow us to make a suggestion: take your honey to a swinger's orgy. She'll be quite surprised!

Yep! Surprised is what she'll be.

It's not like you're taking her to a gangbang; it's still intimate. There are lots of swinger's orgies in which the couples are near each other, perhaps fucking their respective partners on the same few couches, and only occasionally reaching over to grope a boob, rub a clit, or lick an asshole. Check out the first few pictures in this gallery and you can see a slow progression from one-on-one screwing to a boy-boy-girl and a boy-girl-girl organization. Humans are like reverse amoebas: we naturally form strange blobs after a while.

There's definitely a happy medium between screwing your honey in the corner and being part of an oral sex conga line, and "Swingers Orgies 2" presents you with a sliding scale of freakiness. Do like Leonelle Knoxville and her friends, and host an orgy in a place with nothing but loveseats! Sure, they're tiny and uncomfortable, but they encourage creative use of furniture, and if your sweetiepie is daring enough to prop her ass across a couple of chair arms, then you can be near another couple without actually engaging them in erotic pleasantries. Sometimes it's nice to feel someone else's presence and body warmth radiating nearby, you know? (That phrase came out way lonelier than we meant it to.)

So if you have dinner plans, a fancy surprise, or a long night of bedroom boning planned, cancel it all. You know you really want to go to an orgy, you know your loved one wants to go to an orgy, and we know the punctuation in "Swingers Orgies 2" seems off, but deal with it, this movie just saved your Valentine's Day.

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