Truth In Advertising: “She Is Half My Age 2”

Chloe and Melissa, both 18, are interviewed by Brandon Iron, age 42. They have vocal fry and he has an erection.

"What's it like being 18?"
"It's nice."
"You're tanning with shoes on..."
"Yeah. It's nice."

You can imagine where it goes from there!!! Read more after the gap.

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The girls meet a couple of fellows and, to their credit, neither gasp in horror or run from the room. Don't get us wrong; old isn't bad. But we know how the Fleshbot West interns respond with eyerolls and gumsmacks when we ask them to "dial" a phone number for us.

The joy we felt about this new series has been dampened somewhat by the presence of people who aren't double the age of the talent in some scenes, but, in the case of Jake Malone and Neomi Rose (he teaches her how her hair can be used as a handle), we almost have a "She Is A Third of My Age" pairing. God bless them both.

This is Melanie Scott. She just showed up for an audition.

So here's where we got suspicious. The delightful Hollie Stevens is one of our favorite 26-year-olds. That would mean some of those backwards baseball cap-wearing gangbang guys would have to be 52. I didn't buy it. That some of them appeared to be twice the age of newcomer Nika doesn't count. You have to be twice the age of the oldest naked girl in the room.

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