Boobs Of All Sizes Are Welcome To Flop Around In Horror Films

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It doesn't matter if they're big or small, wet or dry, spilling out of a bath robe or cupped in the palms of some sleazy dude: if you've got boobs and you're willing to show them, then horror movies want you! That is, they want you to be killed by some monster or psychopath.

When you get down to the nitty gritty of a horror film, you realize that they're not just trying to give us nightmares or make us reconsider giving birth to a child with telekinesis, they're also actively (and we think primarily) trying to kill our buzz. That wet Russian girl in this clip? She dies not a moment after we cut. The blonde nurse getting felt up? We're not sure what happens to her, but come on, her nipples are too puffy and awesome to go unpunished by the wrathful horror movie gods.

Hey, we just found our new pickup line! "Girl, you're so fine, something unspeakably horrible would happen to you in a second-rate slasher film."

· "The Echo Game" (imdb.com)