Katie St. Ives’ Urinal Mistletoe

One of the most heartbreaking porn scenes we've encountered this Christmas season happens to involve celebrated Fleshbot contributor Jeff Koga, whose planned assignation with Katie St. Ives is thwarted by the boss in "Office Perverts 8."

Despite all our online social interaction, our Facebook friendship, our autocompleted addresses on Twitter, we can't really say we know other people. We can't know at all times if they are going to show up in a porn movie or not. Case in point, there I was preparing for a Katie St. Ives scene (directed by Mile High Media's Bobby Manila) when up pops serial text-messager Jeff Koga on my screen.

Not that I don't find Koga an attractive and urbane man, I just didn't want to see him that way. We watch as St. Ives, playing an office love interest, playfully poses for Koga, whose iPhone never leaves his hand.

They make plans for a rendezvous in the bathroom.

"I can almost taste your pussy," says Koga, which shocked me more than the first time I watched "Dirtpipe Milkshakes."

Luckily for me, if not for Koga's character, the boss interrupts Koga as the latter plans to meet his destiny, who is looking adorable in red lingerie even as she sits, waiting, on a men's room toilet.

After the boss takes his relief upon the person of his subordinate on the urinal, on the toilet, and on the restroom floor, Koga returns to find St. Ives cleaning up.

"What happened?" he says (although I bet he already knew, having read the script).

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