Girl, Those Are Awesome Shoes, Uh, Boobs, We Meant Boobs

Here's the thought process behind this post: "Hmm, fashion. Boring, boring—oh, wait! Those shoes are amazing. Does this model show her tits at all? Yes, she does! Perfect. People need to see these shoes."

In case you were wondering about the effects of looking at smut all day and every day, here they are. Contrary to popular belief, pornography does not diminish your interest in sex—instead, it teaches you that you can get excited by literally anything. Tonight's fantasies will most certainly include those ass-high boots and sculptural heels.

· Swanny by Klaas Jan Kliphuis for Schön! #15 (fashiongonerogue.com)