If You Think “One” Is The Loneliest Number, You’ve Never Seen Bobbi Starr Masturbate

If you ever come across Bobbi Starr masturbating in a room by herself, don't act sly and be all, "Can I lend you a helping hand?" because she will straight-up break your hand off in her ass. There's nothing anyone can do for Bobbi that Bobbi can't do for herself, and that just makes us want her more.

Actually, the same goes for all of Bobbi's friends in this film. No matter how attracted to them you are, or how fun their activities look, do not be tempted to help. Your free will is of no value to them; they only crave toys, treats, and their own fingertips.

Some of Bobbi's scenes of self-exploration have been recycled from her paysite, but we're cool with that. How can we say no to more of our favorite material from one of our favorite porn performers? She lets us watch as she chokes herself, shoves a fist down her throat, and we even get to watch her savagely caress her g-spot through a crack in her bedroom door. The real show—the never before scene stuff—features Bobbi in long latex gloves and boots, inserting a seemingly endless black pipe into her tight, talented asshole. We love it when she grits her teeth and gets all sweaty and spit-covered, and this scene has that in spades.

We've never thought of saran wrap as erotic, but Asa Akira changed all that. Her mostly translucent latex one-piece swimsuit (sans boob covering) is, hands down, one of the hottest fetish outfits we've ever seen; then again, the woman can work any tight outfit. Whether she's two-fingers deep in her crotchless black and red number or rocking a glass dildo around her pink plastic duds, she's a stunner. How can she look so comfortable, so complete with her cheek grinding into the concrete floor and her ass high in the air? More importantly, how can we reach that level of comfort?

Of course, "One" isn't all medical-grade equipment and harsh fingering; a couple of the girls get downright organic with their masturbation. Julie Night shows up with a watermelon, bananas, grapes, maraschino cherries, a smaller melon, and two big squeeze-bottles full of berry sauce. She also gets tied up by Bobbi and subjected to a ruthless trial by Hitachi (and she looks a whole lot like Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Secretary" in the process). The beautiful and wholesome Alysa also plunders the produce section for her scene, fitting giant carrots, turnips, and zucchini in her asshole. It's a carnal cornucopia!

So what we have learned today? Do not try to get between a woman and her insane masturbation habits unless you just came from your local farmer's market with some pesticide free produce to offer.

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