Bijou Phillips’s Boob Throws The Best Tantrums

Bijou had some trouble convincing her tits to wear this dress on the runway, and tensions came to a boil when the right boob straight-up rejected its covering. Bijour tried to play it cool and pull the dress up, but the breast could not be contained.

Kudos to Bijou for handling this so calmly. She kept walking and tugging until it became clear that her breast was pulling out all of the non-violent resistance techniques it knew. Fortunately, the most it can do is go totally limp and resist arrest; Bijou would have some serious troubles if the boob learned how to lactate on command.