Morning Wood

· Tara Reid made the twins bigger. Then she took them out for a stroll. Now she's suing because one of them got a little fresh air? Maybe she's jealous about the attention. It's the celebrity WTF post of the week. Tara Reid Sues (ABC News)

· Besides, don
t they need air to breathe? Apparently Sheryl Crow thinks so. Sheryl Crow Topless (News of the World; thanks Sid!)

· We got so distracted by Friday's video post that we completely neglected a very special pussy; Friday Pussy Blogging, that is. (alacarte.blogspot.com)

· It's about the most tedious thing we've ever had to do before morning coffee, but watching the commercial to get a free site pass was way worth it to read Priya Jain's article "Adventures in the Skin Trade." (Salon)

· Sometimes we wish we had more of everything; more boobs to gawk at, more orifices, even more porn. But when transplants go wrong... Man With Two Penises Loses Wife (Ananova, via sexblo.gs)

· Even with all the porn, blow-up dolls, Jell-O shots and Cheeze Doodles we can stomach, our office parties here at Fleshbot often need a little something extra. For that, thankfully we now know how to create "social lubricant." And all this time we've been using Vaseline... Give Your Party a live "Porn Cam" (Egems)

· Jasmin St. Clair and SpongeBob SquarePants? For a 300 sponge gangbang, perhaps? Not quite, and we're sad in a very strange way, but she'll be working with the notoriously sexually ambiguous sponge's creators in the next National Lampoon movie. Porn Star Jasmin In A "Daze" (Dark Horizons)

- V.B.