A Semi-Concerning Amount Of Dildo

November 4, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

We know she's a responsible adult, but we feel the need to step in and say, "Pardon the intrusion, but that seems like an awful lot of sex toy in your ass, do you want any assistance?"

See what we did that? We turned our concern into a come-on. It's a futile attempt at flirting, especially when she's busy staring at something on the right side of the room. Also, it's futile because this is a video. When will we learn to love real humans?

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