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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Your Most Important Assignment Ever

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2008_03_03_wwfrd.jpgIt has happened to you before: you've long prided yourself on your collection of hip, sex-positive friends and co-workers. Then, around the water-cooler (or what we at Fleshbot West call a dirtpipe), you are shunned by your colleagues for saying something unpredictably foul, like "I could get into that up to my clavicle."

Or maybe there is just one word that turns you prudish. For me that word is "Cum."

Not come, or jizz, or splooge (though I don't like "spunk"), but for whatever reason "cum" -- especially used as a verb, as in "Cum on over LOL!!!11! <wink>" -- drives me up a wall.

So your job this week is to provide an all-purpose substitute for the word Cum, to be employed in every future discussion of this matter (by me, anyway - there's no accounting for the rest of those people). It must be monosyllabic and useful as both a noun and a verb.

Now, on to prizes: for months we have been running this contest with no prizes save for your own individual glory, which should have been enough. But we have partnered with Gamelink to provide winners with copies (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) of the DVDs featured in each week's contest.

So what will happen is this: We will alert you of each week's winner via the comment board, and that winner will then submit his/her name, e-mail address, mailing address, post handle (such as Bento and Cloudcarrier, last week's winners), and written declaration that "I am over the age of 18 and it is legal to be mailed adult material in my community."

To encourage a free market, Cloudcarrier, you can only win once in a month. You think you're Vladimir Putin?

Send that info to gram (ampersand) fleshbot.com. We will compile a monthly list of winners and begin mailing DVDs when the database kinks (and we anticipate plenty) are worked out.

Meanwhile, it sure looks like this young lady's nipples have found a water source for her village.

· See the real title (gamelink.com)


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