These Are The Boobs That (Allegedly) Took Ashton Kutcher From Demi Moore

America's favorite May-September couple is going through some tough times right now, and this is the wind that possibly smashed the Hollywood love boat into some rocks. Her name is Sara Leal, she's twenty-three, and look, she's topless!

Tabloids are reporting that Leal is trying to sell steamy details of the hook up for at least $250,000, but she's hoping that Kutcher will pay her to keep quiet. She supposedly hired Keith Davidson, the same lawyer that represented Dawn Holland after she complained that Lindsay Lohan attacked her. Holland dropped her charges after Lohan gave her $25,000, so that looks like the same game plan for Leal.

However, maybe Leal will talk about the hot tub time in Vegas (on the night of Ashton and Demi's anniversary, no less), and we'll get to learn what Kutcher is like in the sack. We're allowed to be curious! Look, we'd rather that none of this scandal business ever happened and that Sara would've enjoy the celebrity sex and been done with it. Instead, we have this mess. How much you want to bet that Sara accidentally loses a sex tape in Vivid's mailbox?

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)