Jodie Marsh Flirts With Full Frontal Nudity

Becoming an adult means facing certain cold, hard truths: there is no Santa Claus, there is no sex in the champagne room, and when a UK lad mag promises that their models are "uncensored," they really mean that they've said dirty things in the interview, not that you'll see anyone completely naked.

In fact, the models in question—like Jodie Marsh here—will actually be more likely to be coyly fooling around with construction paper censors bars, as if this is a coy wink to the title, and not just a lame way of not actually showing the goods. But that said: tomfoolery aside, Ms. Marsh does actually get about as close to naked as a UK lad mag model can, thanks to the assistance of this smaller than normal censor bar. Thank heaven for small favors?

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