These Pornstar Body Parts Need To Become Sex Toys

This morning we learned that toy producer Doc Johnson just came out with the Belladonna Throat Fucker, a silicone masturbation sleeve modeled off "the sluttiest pornstar mouth ever!" We're happy for Belladonna, and because we're greedy, we've written a list of other pornstars who need to make molds of their body parts.

The Throat Fucker is the latest in a long line of Belladonna-related sex toys produced by Doc Johnson, including Belladonna's Extreme Pussy and Ass, Belladonna's Magic Hand (not to be confused with Belladonna's Bitch Fist), Belladonna's Banger, and the Belladonna Love Doll. How come Bella gets so many sex toys?

We're not saying she should have fewer toys, nor are we lamenting having to review her Throat Fucker (we're going to leave work early, take it home, and review the crap out of it). All we're saying is that there are a lot of pornstars out there, they've done some amazing things with their bodies, and as long as the world supply of silicone is still looking strong, they should be immortalized in sex toys. It's art in the age of reproducibility!

Camille Crimson
We've said it once, we'll say it again: Camille Crimson's mouth deserves to be commemorated as a sex toy. There are a ton of oral masturbation sleeves out there already, but there are simply too many reasons why Camille should have one as well. For one, we love her. Secondly, lesser-known pornstars should be represented in the novelty market—sex toys let the die-hard fans feel closer to the star while potentially expanding the market to those who are generally interested in sex toys (read: everybody). Third, Camille only performs with her boyfriend, so giving the rest of us a facsimile of those legendary lips will soften the sting of her exclusivity.

The difficult part of making a Camille Crimson masturbator would be trying to capture the glamourous, glossy quality of those Art of Blowjob videos. If it can't be done, perhaps some striking shade of lipstick or fancy jewelry would do the trick. If that isn't cost-effective, then we demand that the Camille Crimson cyberskin comes with a manual that explicitly tells users to slip into slow-motion when they're about to climax.

Adrianna Nicole
When she was filming "No Warning 6," Belladonna tweeted the following: "So @KellyDivine's butthole is pretty epic! It just swallowed @AdriannaNicole's foot." While we're sure Kelly Divine's butthole would make an excellent sex toy, we'd like to focus our energy on casting Adrianna Nicole's feet in plaster. We've been admiring those toes ever since they appeared in the very first "Belladonna's Party of Feet," and it seems silly that no toy manufacturer has psychically divined our wish to do dirty things between Adrianna's insteps.

Ideally, the toy would be a pair of feet that can be fastened together (for hot, slippery instep sex) or separated (for "swallowing" each foot individually). "No Warning 6" isn't out yet, but we think consumers should have Adrianna's feet at the ready when the movie streets so everyone can play along at home! Plus, we bet Kelly Divine would like to commemorate/recreate her interactions with Adrianna.

[Picture via Barefoot Fuckers (barefootfuckers.com)]
Priya Rai
Here are some problems with sex toys right now: there are very few sets of silicone boobs for titfucking, there are even fewer titfucking toys that don't have a random vagina beneath the ribcage (see: the legendary and confusing Concubine Masturbator), and as far as we know, there are no life-like breast masturbators modeled after women of color. Fortunately, we have one sexy stone for all these birds, and her name is Priya Rai.

What makes Priya's boobs remarkable is that she's only a 34D, yet you can clearly see that she's a skilled titfuck facilitator. Had we gone with the boobs of a more dramatically-endowed pornstar—perhaps one of the gals with F or G cups—there could be too much empty space betwixt the tits, the breasts might push the breast-fucker away, or the penis could get completely lost beneath the cleavage. With Priya's tits, an ample amount of lubricant, and a firm grip, you can happily admire your front-row view of this top-shelf rack as your penis travels through the canyon below. Perhaps, to simulate the action seen above, Priya's toy could come with a mouth attachment above the collar!

[Picture via FreeOnes (board.freeones.com)]

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Natasha Nice
This girl's name is Natasha Nice, and this is a scene from "Happy Handies," yet this has to be one of the most torturous, taunt-filled handjob videos we've ever seen. But that's not a bad thing; this scene sums up why we want a cyberskin copy of Natasha's hands, lips, and vulva.

She strokes, she slaps, and she pays very special attention to the tip of the stunt cock, but the truly special thing about this handjob is that Natasha constantly reminds you that she could be doing so many other things besides giving you a handjob. That's why there needs to be a value pack of Natasha Nice's naughty parts containing her hands and very shallow representations of her mouth and pussy. Oh she'll give you a blowjob...but just barely. And she'll ride your cock...but she'll only slide along it. Then you'll be forced to continue using her hands to get you off, knowing that somewhere, perhaps in a giant Transylvanian castle, Natasha Nice is cackling like the world's most powerful tease.

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