September 12-16, 2011

September 16, 2011
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Best Of Babelogs: Constitution Day Edition

We the People of Fleshbot, in Order to form a more perfect Union, do ordain and establish these Babes for the United States of America. More »

The Hottest Non-Leaked Photos Of Scarlett Johansson

There was so much excitement and hype about Scarlett Johansson's naked pictures from yesterday that we never stopped to think about why the pictures mattered so much. More »

The Top Five Colleges Where You Could've Gotten Laid (If They Actually Existed)

Everybody wishes they had done more in college; that is, everybody wishes they had done more people. Whether you're just matriculating at university this semester or you've had your diploma for decades, you'll wish you could attend one of these fictional schools where the clothes are off faster... More »

Learn Great Sex Tips From Tristan Taormino (For Free!)

For years, Tristan Taormino has been making a name for herself in the parallel worlds of sex education and porn, producing sex ed content that's as sexy as it is smart. More »

Capes Are A Vampire Sex Cliche, But "True Blood" Doesn't Care

One of the coolest things about Jessica is that she's a relatively new vampire, so all the cliches of vampiric living haven't yet dawned on her. So, naturally, when she shows up at Jason's house to fuck, she has a long red cape on. More »

How "Homeland" Security Ruined Morena Baccarin's Sex Life

She was just minding her own business, successfully getting her freak on with some guy, and then all of a sudden her POW husband calls her on the phone and she bounces. More »

"Halloween: XXX Porn Parody" Is An Absolute Treat (No Trick!)

John Carpenter's "Halloween" truly is the perfect horror film to splice with porn. Sure, Lily LaBeau is no Jamie Lee Curtis, but she does fuck some guy wearing a ghost costume and sunglasses, and that's just as good in my book. More »

You Fucking To Me? Jessie Andrews And Tommy Pistol In "Taxi Driver XXX"

You thought that if a porn parody were to make associations with a character created by Jodie Foster, more wholesome choices might have been "Nell" or "The Accused." But Jessie Andrews and Tommy Pistol are tragilicious in "Taxi Driver." More »

A Field Guide To Jessie Andrews

Watching Elegant Angel's "Portrait of a Call Girl" was such a revelatory experience that we had to learn more about its star, Jessie Andrews. She's caught our eye once or twice before, but now we're officially obsessed (and we're not alone). More »