Rosie Jones Deserves Her Very Own Website

She's one of the most popular glamour models in the world, her photoshoots make lad mags fly off the shelves, and she's constantly being rated World Sexiest this or the Best Boobs of that location. And yet Rosie Jones's agency is doubting whether she should have her own personal paysite. Uh, duh.

Of course she should! Rosie's agency, MNS Media, already gave websites to Melissa Debling and Lindsey Strutt, so why shouldn't Ms. Jones have one? Is it because she doesn't need the site to promote herself? Or perhaps she's been slowing down her pace of nudie picture production? We simply don't know.

We're sure there are perfectly good arguments against the creation of a Rosie Jones paysite, but if it were up to us, this paysite would exist. (Yes, we're greedy, we want to review it, don't judge us.) Fortunately, MNS Media has posted a little survey on the Official Rosie Jones site asking fans if they would like to see a members' section! The polls currently say that 96% are in favor of a site and 4% are total haters who are jealous of Rosie Jones. You too can make your libido's voice heard!

And, you know, while we're at it, there are a few other foxy females who we think deserve their own paysites...

· Vote for Rosie's site here: Official Rosie Jones (officialrosiejones.com)
· Via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)
Evanni Solei
We fell in love with Evanni when our editrix randomly discovered a super hot picture of her and declared a state of Crush Objectness. We later saw her with Evan Stone in "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms" and we were blown away by her performance (and her orgasms). In the past year, she's shown up in movies by Evil Angel, Vivid, Girlfriends Films, and other great companies, but we are not sated. She's a blossoming young pornstar with a bright future ahead of her, and we think she needs her own paysite.

Many pornstars have personal member sites because they bring in a little money, the fans can connect with their favorite girls quite easily, and when they look slick and sexy, it reflects well on the performer. Everybody wants a good business card, right? We think Evanni Solei's business card should cost a reasonable monthly fee and be full of sexy videos, photos, and little personal touches that let us know she cares.

· Picture via Glory Hole Initiations (galleries.gloryhole-initiations.com)
Vikki Blows
Whereas most lad mag babes are long-haired brunettes with huge boobs and a set number of sexy poses, Vikki Blows is a sassy, edgy gal with dark features, jet black hair, and...huge boobs. We're not saying she's revolutionary or anything like that, but she is an unusual one. Whenever some magazine takes her photo, we see that same photo referenced and republished over and over again on different sites for months at a time. This is a sign that the worlds needs a steady supply of Vikki Blows smut, and we think a lot of people would be willing to pay for it.

In the meantime, we're happy that there are Tumblrs like A Vikki Blows A Day. Little victories!

· Picture via Front Magazine (frontarmy.com)
Zoe Voss
No matter what hairstyle she's rocking or eyebrow she's raising, Zoe Voss is a gorgeous (and somewhat intimidating) young woman. We see her all over the place—especially in New Sensations and Mile High Media films—and yet for all the movie covers she's graced and all the masturbatory fantasies she's starred in, she doesn't have her own site. Heck, the woman has yet to win any honors from AVN, XBiz, or any of the other award-granting institutions. What's the deal with that?

We could understand if there were some trademark issues with Voss Water preventing Zoe from swooping up a domain name, but beyond that, we can't think of a single reason she shouldn't have a paysite by now. We'd put money down on it!

· Via VIP Area (glamourdollars.com)
Helen Mirren
A Helen Mirren paysite? Hell to the yes. "But she's not a pornstar or glamour model!" you might say. So what? Need we remind you that she was named "Body of the Year" by L.A. Fitness? She was up against Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook, Elle MacPherson, Kate Winslet, and Pippa Middleton; you know you'd pay to see these people naked, and yet you've already seen Dame Helen Mirren naked multiple times for free.

We already praised Dame Helen as hard as we possibly could in our Field Guide about her, so we won't repeat ourselves anymore. However, we will add that if she were to start a paysite that contained nothing but photos of her in the tub, we would buy two subscriptions.