Sophie Reade Likes Being Nude Everywhere (Except America)

She says she was at a hotel in the States and she wanted to go topless by the pool. Staff told her she was required to wear something, so she kept her bikini on. Don't they know that tanlines could hurt her career?

And now Sophie Reade thinks all us "Yanks" are "more prudish." First and foremost: nuh-uh! Second, most Americans don't even know what prudish means. It's nobody's fault! Not everyone remembers middle school vocabulary tests! For example, Nuts asks Sophie if we would be "mesmerized by [her] bombastic boobies," and while "bombastic" is a possibly, maybe, only barely adjective for Sophie's tits (in the sense that they're inflated), the connotations are incredibly disrespectful.

And yes, we would be mesmerized by them.