The Porno Mockumentary We Always Wanted (Starring Sophie Evans!)

[jwplayer id="7184951"]

Maybe the mockumentary we envisioned was a little more "This Is Spinal Tap" than this turned out to be, but we're not complaining. The most important thing is that legendary performer Sophie Evans is here, not saying much, and totally working it.

We don't know what it is about her, but you can tell that she's the only real pornstar on set. It has something to do with the ease of movement in certain muscles—specific bits of strength that you only get from years of difficult humping and balancing—that only Sophie is demonstrating. She's retired from the adult industry (as far as we know), but she had an awesome twelve-year career and, best of all, her personal website is so early internet. It's like looking into the past!

· "No lo llames amor... llámalo X" (2011) (imdb.com)