August 29 – September 2, 2011

September 2, 2011
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Best Of Babelogs: Long Weekend Edition

Because we'd rather lounge than work any day. More »

Money Can Buy You Pornographic Love (And It Should, Too)

If you're like us, you're completely obsessed with all the delicious, award-winning work that Camille Crimson does with her man, Mike Flirt. Well, good news: this power couple has paved the way for a partner site called Pornographic Love, starring Lilyanne and Max. Spoiler alert: it's The Art of Blowjob with sex (and it's amazing). More »

Emily Browning's "Sleeping Beauty" Doesn't Mask Its Creepy/Lusty Side

As far as we can tell, it's only side is creepy and lusty. In this part of the film, Emily Browning's character, Lucy, has agreed to take a strong soporific and have old men do whatever they want (except penetrate) to Lucy's lifeless body. Gosh! More »

Girth Ain't Nothing But A Number In "Too Big For Teens 7"

It's like, whatever, you can't tell these teens that big cocks are off limits because they need to learn their own boundaries. However, if a teen is having sex with her best friend's father, the consequences of tampering with that relationship are "Too Big For Teens." More »

A Field Guide To Elena Anaya

Since the tabloids are talking about how Elena Anaya is a lesbian nudist, we figured she deserves a Field Guide. If not to point out the other cool things about Anaya's life (like being Pedro Almodovar's latest muse), then at least to remind people that "Room in Rome" was a ridiculously hot piece of cinema. More »

Kelly Divine And Jada Stevens Are Terrible "Car Wash Girls," Excel At Everything Else

No one in this movie washes a car that well, but Jada and Kelly elevate not washing the car to an artform: they use all of the soap on each other and then repeatedly slam their ample asses on the windshield, all while someone plays the fuck out of a Casio. More »

A List Of Ladies Whose Leaked Nude Photos We Love

Ah, the leak: such a strange term. The flow of personal information and images gets suddenly diverted by a crack, hack, or slip of the mind, and suddenly what seems like a small bit of data becomes an ocean of drama. Or, in these following cases, the leak makes a lake of nakedness! More »