Money Can Buy You Pornographic Love (And It Should, Too)

If you're like us, you're completely obsessed with all the delicious, award-winning work that Camille Crimson does with her man, Mike Flirt. Well, good news: this power couple has paved the way for a partner site called Pornographic Love, starring Lilyanne and Max. Spoiler alert: it's The Art of Blowjob with sex (and it's amazing).

Everything I could say about Pornographic Love is essentially an echo of my feelings about The Art of Blowjob, but that doesn't mean this new site is redundant. We've got two fresh Montrealer faces to enjoy, and it just so happens we get to enjoy them with the same sensual, high-gloss, respectful vibe that we've come to know and love.

On a shallow note, Lilyanne and Max are both marvelously pretty. She's a thin, tan, and tattooed twenty-something with dark features and perfectly pouty lips. He's the same general age and tattooed-ness with good muscle tone and a little bit of scruffy facial hair. I know there are pictures of them in this gallery; I just wanted to emphasize the degree to which they are easy on the eyes.

Since Pornographic Love is a relatively new site, it's a little rough around the edges. More material will be coming quite soon, but how will it be organized? Does their greenhorn status outweigh the glory of their offerings? Let's check the wares!

Movies: At the moment, there are twenty videos available on Pornographic Love, all of different sorts: blowjobs, handjobs, cowgirl action, squirting, etc. The camera (operated by Max, who was trained by Mike Flirt) keeps you engaged in the action without being too genital-centric; Lilyanne and Max always make their personalities come through, and every video has a different mood.

On an extremely cute note, every video is introduced with a little love letter between the stars. Here's one that comes before a handjob video, "With My Hands Only":

Cuddling with you always makes me feel happy and secure. Whenever we kiss, I get turned on so easily and I want more... And sometimes, while I am stroking you, I know you want me to suck you... But I love to play with you and only use my hands to makes you cum. I love you. Lilyanne xxx

And Max is sure to reciprocate messages in other videos; dig this one from "Waiting for You":

It was such a long day. I couldn't stop thinking about you and I was feeling so horny. Making love to you was the first thing I wanted to do when I got back home. When I saw you, looking so cute in that dress and eating a slice of sweet and juicy watermelon, I couldn't resist bending you over right there and I fucking you deeply on the kitchen table... Max xxx

If you're the kind of person who finds this kind of stuff too sweet, do you have snuggling and bunnies, too?then Pornographic Love might not be for you. I promise you that they back-up their cutesy stuff with unabashedly hardcore fucking.

EDIT: I originally thought you had to download the videos (around 400MB each) but it turns out that you can stream them! Apparently, I'm not very good with computers today.

Photos: Max and Lilyanne have yet to add a photo section, but that should be coming within the next week. The blog (which is currently only for members, but will soon have a public version) provides a few photos, but they're just stills from the movies.

Frankly, you don't get the smooth, silky movements (or the super hip music) in the photos that you do in the videos. The sexiness doesn't translate as well!

Other Awesome, Somewhat Unclassifiable Stuff: There are a few off-site bonuses at the moment: the Pornographic Love Twitter, the Pornographic Love Tumblr, and Lilyanne's Flickr account. Of course, that stuff is all free, so we can't technically count it as extra material, but hey, Pornographic Love updates twice a week. There will be no shortage of smut.

The way I see it, the price you pay is for the personality, and these two have more than enough to commodify. It only took me a couple of videos before I was hooked on watching these two earnest, excited youths fuck the bejesus out of each other. Thirty days of this stuff is $17.99 (and it's $39.99 for 90 days, $64.99 for 180) which is about the price of a full porn DVD. A math-savvy reviewer would break that down into dollars per minute; let's just ballpark that and say you get a sizable chunk of porn per month, and certainly more than you would with a single, full-length movie.

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